• 　　新赛季意甲大幕重开，亚平宁足坛又恢复了往日的喧嚣，嘻、笑、怒、骂各种各样的声音在赛场外回荡。下面就让我们去细细品味本周火热出炉的这些经典语录……

“At times I look at my feet and curse them, as they never gave me any joy. I’m always telling Carlo Ancelotti to imagine what I’d be like if I had silky skills – we wouldn’t have space for the trophies!”

“我时常会看着自己的脚，我会抱怨它们，因为它们从未给我带来过任何快乐。我总是会要卡洛-安切洛蒂去想象一下，如果我脚法更秀丽－我们或许就没地方放冠军了！”

－－加图索琢磨着，是否能做脚移植，以便让自己成为完美的球员。

“There is an animal within me.”

“仿佛有一支动物在我的体内。”

－－也难怪加图索会这么想，他凶悍的长相和在场上凶猛的球风的确让人称奇。

“If Kaka does not receive the Ballon d’Or, I will chain myself to the offices of France Football.”

“如果卡卡没有拿到金球奖，我就把自己锁在《法国足球》杂志社的办公室里。”

－－卡卡是公认的金球奖头号热门，安切洛蒂也坚信巴西金童会拿走大奖。

“I don’t know if getting a slap is healthy every now and then.”

“我不知道时不时被打一巴掌是否有益健康。”

－－国米客场0比1负于费内巴切，谈到球队糟糕透顶的表现，主帅曼奇尼也哭笑不得。

“It almost seems to me as if the other teams are disguising their brilliance to put us as pacemakers.”

“在我看来，似乎其他球队在故意掩盖他们的光芒，而把我们推上了领跑者。”

－－罗马3战全胜、登上意甲榜首，主帅斯帕莱蒂一如既往地低调起来。

“I accepted playing in a different role from my own, but that was definitely the last time. Roberto Donadoni has the option of using me as a striker, if he thinks it is opportune to do so. If he doesn’t, then he won’t.”

“我同意放弃我正常的位置（前锋）、打一个截然不同的位置，但这一定是我最后一次做出让步。罗伯托-多纳多尼可以使用我打前锋，如果他觉得有机会这么做，那么他可以召我入队。如果他觉得没有必要，那么他也可以不召我。”

－－尤文图斯队长皮耶罗向意大利主帅多纳多尼发出最后通谍，他不会再接受中场的角色。

“Spalletti always speaks with a handkerchief at close quarters.”

“斯帕莱蒂在近距离说话时总是要带着一张手帕。”

－－国米主帅曼奇尼如是嘲讽罗马主帅斯帕莱蒂为“爱哭的婴儿”。

“Mancini says I need a handkerchief? If anything I can borrow the one he used after the Italian Super Cup defeat to Roma.”

“曼奇尼说我需要一张手帕？如果有那么回事，我倒是想借用他在意大利超级杯输给罗马后常用的那张手帕。”

－－曼奇尼嘲讽斯帕莱蒂为“爱哭的婴儿”，罗马主帅如是反唇相讥。

“Before the game against Roma, I'll be measuring the goalposts.”

“在与罗马比赛前，我会丈量一下门柱之间的距离和横梁的高度。”

－－上周日意甲第3轮，尤文主场0比1负于乌迪内斯，皮耶罗的任意球两次被门框挡出。他赛后戏言要测量一下门框的宽度和高度。